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[Saurabh Jain]

Have u ever thought ,if a true mechanical enggineer will write a love letter 2 his girlfrnd....it would be somewhat like this....

My perpetual darling

From the day u entered in the control volume of my mind my heart has become a closed system and its entropy is increasing
according to III'rd law of loveodynamics.......

The events and activities are so complex that i cannot find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations......

My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure.....

I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can save my heart
from decrystalisation now........

please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart valves and lower
your yield strength.........

please do not increase the compression ratio of my heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress.....

please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking.......

I am sure that u also would be experiencing some residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur heart according to
hooks law .........and as a Mechi i firmly belive in this theory.....so i
will wait ....... till my little heart crosess its ultimate tensile stress
and fractures

Your LoveStrain-Hardened lover

[g_rakesh2]

its nice

[rao shahb]

Saurabh Jain, on 24 November 2007 - 03:41 PM, said:

Have u ever thought ,if a true mechanical enggineer will write a love letter 2 his girlfrnd....it would be somewhat like this....

My perpetual darling

From the day u entered in the control volume of my mind my heart has become a closed system and its entropy is increasing
according to III'rd law of loveodynamics.......

The events and activities are so complex that i cannot find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations......

My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure.....

I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can save my heart
from decrystalisation now........

please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart valves and lower
your yield strength.........

please do not increase the compression ratio of my heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress.....

please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking.......

I am sure that u also would be experiencing some residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur heart according to
hooks law .........and as a Mechi i firmly belive in this theory.....so i
will wait ....... till my little heart crosess its ultimate tensile stress
and fractures

Your LoveStrain-Hardened lover

great yaar ...

but i don't have a girl friend so whom do i give this..?